The Kingdom of Womble 12677 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.657 billion Womble 12677ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Womble 12677ian economy, worth 173 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,340 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,660 per year while the poor average 2,340, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 12677's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 12677 is ranked 240,402^nd in the world and 13,869^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.